Books like 50 shades of grey 20178/26/2023 ![]() ![]() He’s doing a shirtless plank on a pommel horse. “If Dakota Johnson can be into this, you can too. “Yes, you can! YES, YOU CAN!” says the movie, pumping its fists with growing intensity. At times, it feels less like a romance and more like a Tony Robbins motivational tape intended to convince reluctant souls that Jamie Dornan is indeed the man of their dreams. It’s an expensive-looking compression of a luxury penthouse condominium and 14 sex scenes. Clocking in at 118 minutes, the howling, entertaining maelstrom known as Fifty Shades Darker is finally here for our consumption. ![]() Would Anastasia Steele ( Dakota Johnson) give Christian Grey ( Jamie Dornan) another chance? Would her lady parts ever get accustomed to the shifty, kinky nature of Grey’s list? Does Anastasia have parents, siblings, or relatives? How would Anastasia feel about starting with a plant, then maybe a pet, and then a relationship with a sadist? How does Anastasia feel about Hillary Clinton? Would she go to the March on Washington? Why was the first movie so skimpy on Jamie Dornan shirtless scenes? Doesn’t true progress mean the same number of shirtless Jamie Dornan scenes as topless Dakota Johnson ones? ![]()
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